In this time of term papers I wanted to draw my patron deity, Bullshitticus, god of students and general last minute fudgery, sitting upon his Golden Futon, attended by the muses Caffeina and Thesaurae, whose powers of artificial energy and pretentious vocabulary can be invoked in case of the all-nighter.
I like to think he’s Dionysus’s second cousin or something.
This is genius…
all wise words from the sagest of the sage.
I was wating forever for this to come on my dash again.
I will seriously never not reblog this.
literally this goes to all the anons whoever tell me can’t or have no reason to be sad.
wow i never thought of it like this before
"This company’s policies are evil, so I won’t buy from them" - yes okay
"This company’s policies are evil, so I’ll let the $8/hr customer service staff know just how I feel" - please no
children playing it fucking real
its 2013 and im still not over the fact that blue in blues clues was a girl
I always thought she was male and dating Magenta..
Men Experiencing Labor Pains
With their wives supporting them.
HAHAHHAHAHA TOO GOOD
I bet a kick in the balls would feel real good right about then.
“Men can handle anything”
“Women exaggerate everything”
And then they realized just how wrong they were
That was beautiful
ARE THEY PLANNING HER DEATH OR SOMETHING?